“The Secretaries” – A Satiric Comedy

Patty is thrilled to join the secretarial pool at the Cooney Lumber Mill, but she soon begins to feel that all is not right—the enforced diet of Slim-Fast shakes, the strange clicking language between the girls, the monthly disappearance of a lumberjack. By the time Patty discovers murder is part of these office killers’ skill set, it’s too late to turn back! In the guise of satiric exploitation-horror, The Secretaries takes an unflinching look at the warping cultural expectations of femininity.

​”The Secretaries is a sustained, amusing look at the fine line between aggression and assertiveness.”
— The New Yorker

​Performance Venue: Evjue Stage, Bartell Community Theatre
General Seating
Run Time: 105 minutes
Recommended Ages: 14+

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Accessible Level: $15
Suggested Level: $20
Superstar Level: $30
Legend Level: $45

CW –
There are several sensitive and potentially triggering topics throughout the show. These include:
Diet culture, eating disorders & disordered eating behaviors including restrictive food intake, purging, and excessive exercise
Fatphobia
Coercive sexual conduct, workplace sexual assault and sexual harassment
Mention of/implied suicide
Blood, death, violence